January 10, 2008

• Gay Retarded Birds

  Moments before I took this picture, Mrs Lovett was fixing Sweeney's 'hair.'

  

  I think Sweeney and Mrs Lovett are both male.  According to the bird book, if their nares (noses/nostrils) are blue, they're male.  Both these guys have bluish purple nares.

  I also think they're gay, because they've been spending a LOT of time grooming each other in the last few days.

  I also think they're retarded, because they don't chirp much, despite me playing music for them all the stinking time, plus they don't play on their ladders or toys as much as I think they should.

  PLUS, after living here with me for a week, with me giving them food and water and toys, they still want nothing to do with me.  I stick my hand in there and they act like I'm going to make parakeet fricassee out of 'em.  I don't care that they like each other more than me, but I'm offended they're still afraid of me.  I wouldn't hurt a fly.

  I told them if I wanted to eat birds, I'd get KFC.  They weren't amused.

  I have gay retarded birds.

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